Jokes of the Week.

Hello Energy Capital Employees. A lot of you might not know I can be a bit funny. So I will be posting my weekly joke of the week. I will be posting a joke for your enjoyment and I hope you like them.

Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank
10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.
9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.
8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.
7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.
6. You notice tellers is sleeping in the vault.
5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.
4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.
3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.
2. Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.
1. Your not banking at Energy Capital Credit Union

I hoped you laugh or at leasted cracked a smile. Keep an eye out for my jokes of the week.
Ricardo Y.